i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
literally my favorite commercial ever.
If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.
I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets.
i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats
I hate time travel
i love and fear the concept of time travel
where do these white dads come from
Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real
"A Let’s Play is a recorded video documenting a playthrough of a video game, usually including commentary by the gamer. An LP differs from a walkthrough or strategy guide by focusing on an individual’s subjective experience with the game, often with humorous, irreverent, or even critical commentary from the gamer, rather than being an objective source of information on how to progress through the game.”