f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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Posted 1 day ago (originally f0xface) + 113,620 notes

literally my favorite commercial ever.

(Source: morethanaprofoundbond, via chekovdidyoubreakmyship)

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

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I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

(via ladrats)

egberts:

i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats

(via lstu)

Posted 1 day ago (originally egberts) + 37,592 notes

dirku:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

i love and fear the concept of time travel

(via suckitdomitian)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via micoovav)

Posted 1 day ago (originally vinebox) + 266,258 notes

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

(Source: youtube.com, via bumbleshark)

(Source: airbenderss, via micoovav)

Posted 1 day ago (originally airbenderss) + 74,559 notes

ragehappyhunter:

"A Let’s Play is a recorded video documenting a playthrough of a video game, usually including commentary by the gamer. An LP differs from a walkthrough or strategy guide by focusing on an individual’s subjective experience with the game, often with humorous, irreverent, or even critical commentary from the gamer, rather than being an objective source of information on how to progress through the game.”

(via micoovav)

(Source: -teesa-, via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

Posted 2 days ago (originally -teesa-) + 196,023 notes

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

(via ohdear-prongs)

Posted 2 days ago (originally nerdjpg) + 29,567 notes