i’d date a robot. i’d date 10 robots. no one can stop me
"I need to pass this class"
*starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*
- John: I don't care how you did it
- Sherlock fandom: Hold the fuck up there john
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
"too old for pokemon" is not a thing